Review of The Month #15 : June 2009
p/s : So... she's an anti-Terminator Terminator? You've got to be shitting me.
Typed and Posted by Obefiend Weiland @ 4:44 AM
Thursday, June 25, 2009
p/s : So... she's an anti-Terminator Terminator? You've got to be shitting me.
30 Comments:
At 1:29 PM,
Amir ALS said…
49%......that's almost a passing mark but still a disappointment.
Dunno why some ppl are saying TROF is the most awesome,best Michael Bay movie ever. The Rock is definitely better!
At 2:06 PM,
Obefiend said…
my graphical rating system works like this
hilites vs lowlites. rank 'em
its not a fair representation of how good/bad a movie is. the score is the average score for all the thrills and yawn moments
if i can be honest.. the score would be closer to 40%........ because the NON EXISTENT plot killed this piece of shit. all the WOWOWOWOW moment is there to fill the gaps in between boring dialogues.
so in honesty.. if you are a cerebral man......this movie should be avoided at all cost. if you don't mind getting mentally raped by the senseless and logic defying action sequences then you will defo like this movie
i am a movie snob. i am not ashamed of that. but having said that i enjoyed all of Mr Bay's body of work. as i said in prev post all his other movies while not perfect were still entertaining. this one is just too bongok
At 3:17 PM,
dehaq said…
dude nak tambah: what happens to the twin. both chahracter tros distop camtuh ja? lepas scene kat pasir² th. and this time the NEST army realy can shoot and destroy a decepticons. maybe training kaw² kot lepas 2 thn. haha. great review btw!
At 5:33 PM,
Nik Faris said…
Rotten Tomatoes says that T2 got 21% (LOL) but Superman Returns got 77%. Does that mean Superman Returns is better? :D
Don't get me wrong, I love Superman Returns.
At 5:48 PM,
Irma Ahmed / Aimo said…
Berbaloi aku dgn friend sorang sit this one out. First movie pun dah almost give kitaorang aneurysm masa Prime revealed his monkey-mouth (downhill from then on)...kalau tengok yg ni gerenti berkecai terus.
Nice review, mate! Tabik sampai buat gila babi panjang punya graphic chart.
At 6:05 PM,
cyrusdavirus said…
ko seyes takde keje ke? meh sini aku kasik keje~
At 6:36 PM,
fahmi said…
salam... pun rasa kurang seronok time tonton ini.. patut jd lebih baik la film ni..
At 7:55 PM,
Obefiend said…
FAHMI
setuju. sepatutnya lebih baik. macam batman.. TDK lebih baik dari previous batmans. Aliens better than Alien. Godfather II better than Gf1
you get the idea
CYRUS
mmg takde keje. ada keje ke? aku kontek kat fesbook nanti okeh
IRMA
thanks. aneurysm eh? my head exploded the moment i saw the splitting and farting robot scenes. all the huge robots spits when they scream and roar. can Mr Bay explain the reason behind this?
after head exploded Bay then piss on my corpse with his superb understanding of military command. a civilian on the side of a pyramid can ORDER a USN Commander like he is a Fleet Admiral.. gah!
NIK
21% now? yesterday it was 22%.2 days ago it was 32%... continual sliding trend! gosh
i dunno about Supes Return. didnt watch that. not a big fan of Supes or Brian Singers!
DEHAQ
nak dengar satu lagi bullshit?
robot tu sah sah la machine. kenapa shoot pakai 7.92 MM round? NEST pakai standard issue M-4 SOPMOD and HP G3 untuk tembak robot.logik ke? tembuk ke besi tembak pakai 7.92mm. kalau AP round pun tembak jauh macam tu takkan tembus! wasted effort je lawan depan depan
at least kereta kebal M1-A2 Abrahm tu logic la jugak nak battle one on one dengan robot. diorang ada SABOT dengan Depleted Uranium round.
in conclusion
NEST = a big useless joke
sama useless macam ahli MAT dalam siri Ultraman. tenbak raksaksa pakai pistol kenit. setakat ada kat scene annoy raksaksa sementara tunggu Ultraman save the day je.
WASTE OF OXYGEN je Dosh Duhamel dengan Tyrese Gibson tu. dah la masuk battle takde ada armoured hat. squad member dia pakai tapi dia tak pakai. gila macho amat tuh. Delta Force pun pakai helment diorang boleh helmetless lagi! KAH KAH KAH...
adess......sori la.. aku raging lagi
At 7:58 PM,
zulhardy said…
aku masih ingat lagi, lepas aku tengok the first movie, the credits was starting, then aku duduk kat seat was talking to myself, this movie suck hahaha..
mungkin aku akan melalui de javu sekali lagi lepas ini :D
btw, aku rasa ni lah first movie yang mampu buat website GSC crash :D
At 8:10 PM,
ouT oF My MinD said…
aku suka jugak la. tp sbb dah familiar ngan michael bay nye film, ulangan shot-shot dan cinematography dia sangat tipikal dan cliche membuatkan rasa boring skit.
cth masa decepticon yg banyak tu menghentam bangunan2...sebijik cam dlm armageddon. siap scene kapal-kapal besar terbalik pun rasa cam dejavu je. Tp, megan fox..wow lip gloss dia long lasting, berperang cam mana pun, mantain.
At 8:31 PM,
Obefiend said…
OUT OF MY MIND
i loled.. tapi betul dowh. dia punya lip gloss maintain seh. berair je all the time.. seperti suatu euphamism yang erotik
kah kah kah
and yes sir.. shot cliche dan reuse banyak kali sangat.
ZUL
layan ah. pastu wat review kat FB. aku baca punya bai!
At 3:48 AM,
neo said…
Bro bawak kertas kajang masuk cinema ke catit sume point2 ni?
Hahaha..
Nak kata donlod kat torrent waktu ni, sure2 la bab rotating camera yang dizzy tu tahap wtf kan?
At 8:38 AM,
Anonymous said…
he should stop doing the rotating thing..annoying..a big dissapointment...damn..
At 10:32 AM,
Obefiend said…
ANON
dulu he did the rotating shot for heros aje. like in Bad Boys 1 he used that shot when Will Smith and Martin Lawrence just shot the taxi.
in The Rock it was after the Ferrari was smashed by the tram. that's the only time you can see the rotating cam shots
in TF2..... he did it every 10 minutes
cam nak muntah sial
NEO
Nokai N93..... ada notepad feature. tulis sambil tengok. much to the annoyance to the guy sitting next to me. haw haw
At 1:45 PM,
Reen said…
Haha.Michael Bay tu biasa arr.Tak habis2 dengan trademark explosion, rotating shot, jerit2 sume.
At 1:52 PM,
mizzyN said…
'seperti suatu euphamism yang erotik' untuk miliki bibir seperti itu kena ada tukang calit lip gloss. screen time pemakai lip gloss aje patut ada 5 minit daripada overall film.
aku suka part robot kenit berlawan dalam dapur. baru jelas aksi battle scene sebab robot kenit.
At 2:38 PM,
Solidus_Snake said…
Godfather II is better than Godfather I? Biar betik.
At 6:00 PM,
Hazam EC said…
Aku la Hazam,budak kelas ko, kah kah kah, tak puas hati nampak? aku masa keluar panggung tengok cite tu pun tak puas hati gila babi, tapi takde la se 'detail' diagram ko,
Kalau ko nak tau kan, Masa intro tu, Opt. Prime ada bunuh Scavenger/ Demolisher, tapi hujung2 tiba2 dia ada balik, siap boleh form devastator, hancur sial,
Lepas tu yg lawak sekali, devastator tgh panjat piramid tiba2 ada 3 character devastator (long haul, mixmaster) ada kat bawah tgh lawan bumblebee, hancur gilebabi, Jermal Onn mesti menangis tengok kah kah kah
At 11:21 PM,
.: mama cute :. said…
aisey. br nak plan bawak kanak2 riang tengok ini movie... ini mcm punya review aku beli dvd cetak rompak je la..aahahhahaa
At 12:05 AM,
I - s Y a said…
hahaha. wow smangatnye. cool2
At 2:12 PM,
MichLeong said…
But I still do think the show is not bad.
At 10:23 PM,
Obefiend said…
MICH
if you love it then good on you.i in the other hand couldn't enjoy the movie due to the its constant fucking with my brain. too many illogical thing happened in that movie
IF ONLY they melted megatron after he died the whole plot will be null and void
seriously..... why can't they just recycle the bastard? no need to post a navy task force to gyard his ass.. no need to protect the last shard of allspark
oh
btw.. why kept the allspark in a glass jar? how bloody idiotic can they be? seriously..
the whole logic is just ........NOT THERE. i really felt mentally insulted
IYSHA
reviewing is srs bzns
MAMA
budak2 suka kot.. yakin. budak suka la letuk2 dan lawak darjah 3. cuma ade adengan kurang enak la
macam nak seks atas katil
telur besi
panggil orang PUSSY
maki hamun dumb ass DSB
takut tak seswai untuk anak kecil muslim
KAH KAH KAH
HAZAM
woi the joker.. HAZAM.. please tinggalkan kontek number la bro
btw
hancur dowh.. macam engkau patahkah toy jermal dulu. dayum dayum
tu la aku cakap
apa la lahabau punya filem.kejap mati kejap hidup. dah tu confuse abis
baik layan bad boys je la. macam kat rumah faridh dulu
kakaka. syok doh layan video tape kat umah faridh. movie night budak marbel
SOLIDUS
yes.. GF2 >>GF1........ada deniro damn it!
MIZZY
dia pakai maybeline extra shine?
REEN
he overdid it this time dowh.. serious
At 11:05 PM,
Nana said…
watched it today. one word= LAZY. it was a lazy made movie.period.
At 3:22 AM,
Hazam EC said…
Itu Muhi la yg patahkan, bukan aku, dia salah rotate Jermal punya action figure masa tu, Jermal punya mengamuk, dia kejar aku dgn Muhi satu rumah dia, lagi pun apa nak risau, mamat tu punya action figure byk siot,
At 1:00 AM,
si comot said…
2 kali aku tengOk, 2 kali gak aku tertido.
robot semua asyik mencarut..
part paling takleh terima... robot leh transform jadik pOmpuan cantik?
aku follow transfOrmers since sekolah rendah, takde lak part jadi human....
At 11:46 PM,
Realm of Lati0s said…
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At 11:52 PM,
Realm of Lati0s said…
Kid goes to college. Kid touches alien shard. Kid sees symbols. Bad robots want shard. Bad robots hunt kid. Bad robots get different shard. Bad robots revive big bad robot. Big bad robot serves bigger badder robot. Bad robots hunt energy source and kid. Good robots fight bad robots. Big good robot dies. Kid finds out about energy source. Kid hunts energy source. Kid finds energy source. Bad robots and military fight. Kid revives big good robot. Big good robot kicks ass. End.
amidoinitrite?
btw, I do agree Pt II >> Pt I (GF)
At 12:17 AM,
MichLeong said…
LoL. If they don't do it, there'll be no sequel le. That's how people make movie lar. If no illogical stuff happens, there'll be no movie.
Eg. If they just kill of the main character of Movie A in the beginning, there'll be no more movie for us to watch.
At 12:19 AM,
MichLeong said…
It's just my 2 cents by the way. No offence =D
At 8:11 PM,
Anonymous said…
nak tambah..
Diego Garcia tu memang markas tentera US..pulau kecik dan climate die tropika..
tapi dalam scene Major William Lennox bagi tabik hormat kat askar yang mati time fight kat shanghai, nampak kat belakang tu padang pasir luas.
lol
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