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Thursday, January 01, 2009

One Day In and We Already Have A Candidate


For Douchebag of the Year

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Hello and welcome to my first candidate for Douchebag of the Year Award. This guy is the owner of this site. Yes it is yet another get rich quick with minimal effort scheme. Like all douche be is proud to share with the details of his Maybank account.

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I don't know about you guys but i feel like driving my fish into his smug face and piss on his jambul ayam hairstyle. Just one look and you know he is a cunt. Does that face reminds you of the wannabe ketua pengawas or ketua darjah from your school days? This kind of guy would go all out during the student election campaign and promise you everything. Guys would be automatically turned off by his poyoness and girls will be laughing their bras off at his ridiculous "kontrol hansemness". Forget about ketua pengawas, people would not even trust him to be ketua pembasuh tandas.If you don't mind me saying this, i think he looks like Saiful "Anal Rape" Bukhari. The same " I'm a real hot shit" expression is tattooed on his forehead.

Thanks to the awesome work of people in Lowyat's Kopitiam, I manage to get the details of this shit website. Why is it shit? Well for one only an egomaniac will put own face prominently on the homepage. The other egomaniac who do this kind of thing is Perezhilton and Donald Trump. At least in the case of Trump we know about his excellent track record in real estate

So anyway here are the some details of this website

Registrant:
MOHAMMAD FADINO BIN KHAIRUMAN
No 115 Lorong 3
Taman melor
Teluk Intan, 36000
Malaysia

Administrative Contact:
BIN KHAIRUMAN, MOHAMMAD FADINO moneyceo@gmail.com <--LOLOL!!!

Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: VISAJUTAWAN.COM
Created on: 26-Nov-08
Expires on: 26-Nov-09
Last Updated on: 26-Nov-08

From his site we now know that you need a VISA to be a Jutawan. So if I don't have a VISA does that make me a JUTAWAN TANPA IZIN. No thanks Fadino, I think I just stick to my crappy ass work and get a VISA card from CIMB instead. HA HA HA.

For a millionaire he only registered this domian for a year. Most domian and hosting would usually cost you around RM170.00 a year. Shouldn't a millionaire afford to pay for more than just a year? It is getting iffier by the day. Plus he said he is willing to share his "knowledge for free". Why can't he just make a link from the homepage to this secret "knowledge". Come on man it just a simpel HTML file. Don't be a dick. Just put it on the web and share. Don't ask for our email address and then sell it to Nigerian scammers or dodgy online pharmacies!

So there you go. Our first DB of the year candidate is here! Happy New Year dear readers. Thanks for visiting the site in 2008. Mrs Weiland and me will be thankful for the adclicks and campaign ads money from Nuffnang. I am strying to be the first blogger who paid his wedding expenditure using Nuffnang payout! Help me out this year. Help me make history guise! LOL

p/s : If we talk for too long, I'll forget how we started. Next time I see you, I'm not gonna remember this conversation. I don't even know if I've met you before.

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24 Comments:

  • At 1:50 AM, Blogger Sayuti said…

    tapi, ramai jugak yang masuk duit dalam akaun dia tu.

    tak pon dia masukkan sendiri.

    keluar duit sendiri, masuk balik 50 sekali.

    huhu.

     
  • At 6:46 AM, Blogger Obefiend said…

    screenshot tu boleh photoshop

    huhu

     
  • At 8:08 AM, Anonymous avatar... said…

    muka die leh wat punching bag XD...

     
  • At 9:15 AM, Blogger danial17 said…

    baru googled his name

    pops up a lot in those make money online scheme, byk gile domain2

     
  • At 9:28 AM, Blogger Hafizi said…

    Apsal aku tengok bab buat duit cepat "effortlessly" macam ni semuanya Melayu je?

    Cuba surf lelong.com.my tengok - punyalah banyak advert link ke website2 sewaktu macam ni. Should I laugh or cry?

     
  • At 9:29 AM, Blogger mangifera said…

    why he must have the jambul ayam hair? why?

    just because some celebrities namely beckham, torres, david villa, and few more have it, why he must have it? does it make him cooler?

    it's not cool. please don't make a fool out of yourself.

    this kind of scheme, it's so many that you just couldn't know which one is legit and which one is not. this is the kind of bubble economy which gone when the bubble burst someday. while it's there and flying high, everybody seems to ride on it.

    just waiting for the bubble to burst.

     
  • At 10:03 AM, Blogger Anasfadilah said…

    sorry ti ayah dia

    pasal letak nama fadino


    hahahah!

    kelakar lah!

     
  • At 10:47 AM, Blogger Dils said…

    Yups, looks like complete douchebag. Huhuhu.

    And yeah, that rambut jambul ayam thing needs to be ban by guys above the age of 23.

    It is just lame.

     
  • At 12:16 PM, Blogger Obefiend said…

    DILS

    omg omg.. i loled hard. age limit for hairstyle! i support your crusade againts douche hair styles. i also think popeed up polo shirt with numbers on the chest area be banned too. that is the official douchebag uniform!

    DILA

    nama dia pelik. maybe itu alasan dia untuk gaya muke pelik dan poyo yang extreme. GG

    MANGI

    he aint no villa.. he aint no Becks.. he is just LAME SHIT

    btw..

    scheme ini legit kalau kamu yang buka dan kamu cekau duit sesorang jek. to everyone else its a scam! LOWL

    FIZOW

    let them sink. remember my MANIGGERS theory? on MANIGGERS will be fooled into believing this economic system works. let them jump with their pumpkin

    you are welcome to laugh

    pasal kalau cry tak sincere pulak. HA HA

    DANIAL17

    ye ke. kire mmg tokan MLM la ni! HAHA

    AVATAR

    sila la tumbuk. i would give u a pat in the back for a job well done

     
  • At 7:28 PM, Blogger ella said…

    effi!!! aku kenal mamat ni!!! dia adalah suami kpd seorg bekas student utp (yg tak abes blajar). ko tak kenal dia.. dah ada 4 org anak dah mamat ni..

    baru aku tau, ni lah rupanye keje laki dia skang.. thanks to u!

    hahahahahahaha!!!!!

     
  • At 7:56 PM, Anonymous hafizi said…

    Effii!!!! Aku tak kenal mamat ni!!! Tapi aku jumpa sesuatu - take a look at his facebook - ada gambar original from which that website header was made..

    http://en-gb.facebook.com/people/Mohammad-Fadino-Bin-Khairuman/1452571832

     
  • At 8:00 PM, Blogger Hazrey said…

    What the fuck, hahah, lots of this in those webbie actually. I bet that this scumbag does not even passed his SPM.

    He claimed that he made quarter a mil.. haha. Lebih kaya dari aku ahh.. No shit and just by blogging. Haha. You should consider buat benda ni.. and poof.. sure kaya.. siap ada jaminan beb. akakakak.. kalaulah cina cina, apek apeks tahu, sure diaorang tak pergi lagi da ma cai - pi tikam nombor pagi petang siang malam.. aku kena beritau diaorang ni.. NO MORE DA MA CAI, IT IS TIME FOR CHICKEN JAMBUL MILLION-HAIR SCHEME !!

     
  • At 8:40 PM, Blogger danial17 said…

    hmm, come to think of it again kan effi...

    an established blog with a high traffic like yours, reviewing his blog will only increase his pagerank

    in the end, it negates what you were trying to convey to the public at the first place

    that's the weakness of google's AI

     
  • At 9:29 PM, Blogger iceroll said…

    This is awesome. He got rich by telling people how to become rich. Awesome man.

     
  • At 9:51 PM, Blogger Obefiend said…

    ICEROLL

    no shit plan eh? i want to be rich by condemning people who claim to be rich

    hows that?

    DANIAL BAPAK FATIN COMEL

    pagerank is overated. btw.. but the blog is in malay. i dont think Malays will google "camne nak jadi kaya senang di internet". most malay word kesearch are mostly about sex,bogel,3gp and scandal. so i review his website pun tak guna eh! JEJEJEJE

    HAZREY

    i think he is a college graduate.

    FIZOW

    dude.. that is just cool. too bad FB does not allow sapa sapa lok at ur profile.

    btw..

    suke nya?

    ELLA

    ye ke.. OMG.. sangat skandal.. so close to home. what are the odds? ELLA habis la.. aku gossip satu dunia pasnie

    LOL LOL LAWAKS

     
  • At 1:17 AM, Anonymous nachts said…

    wahh, dia dah komplen kat chatbox pun..

    sebenarnya, aku pun mempersoalkan posting ni gak.. pasal mmg ramai melayu yg suka amik jln mudah mcm mamat nih.. aku pun dah lali je..

    that page must have bugged you like hell! xP

    tapi betul la dino, muka kamu tu, org tengok macam nak penumbuk je..

    good luck effi on devising a way to get money 'by condemning people who claim to be rich'..

     
  • At 1:57 AM, Anonymous j_hafiz said…

    ni apasal smua dok kutuk nih?
    jelez ke dia kaye?
    ape xbest k prog dia?

     
  • At 2:25 AM, Blogger Dosz said…

    lol i've heard about this before. syabas. syabas.

     
  • At 3:29 AM, Blogger Hazrey said…

    Obefiend: Haha, true enough, Malay googles 3gp, scandal, artis melayu bogel, mariah carey topless, drooling over fasha sandha selak kain nampak peha. No, no, aku tak buat semua tu.. ni true confession ni, tolonglah percaya.

    Tapi kan, believe me, yang ramai jadik kaya, yes kaya ditipu ialah orang melayu and last year alone, aku jumpa doctors, engineers pun kena tipu sebab nak cepat kaya.

    So, regardless your education background, pastinya, this bunch of fucktards wanna be rich overnight.

    Tapi tulah, kesian kat pakcik and makcik yang tak tahu scheme2 yang con people ni. Government should do more and dont just rely on stories orang dah kena tipu to educate people. Aku menyampah bila some govt people says: Tulah, takkan diaorang ni tak baca paper.

     
  • At 10:59 AM, Blogger Obefiend said…

    HAZREY

    kamu lucu.. aku tertawa terbahak macam Saniboey kejap

    LOLOLOL

    aku kerap dengar komen orang tua kampung.

    "wah zaman IT senang bawak duit, hanya buat website dan tungu duit masyukkk"

    kesian pakcik senang kena kencing. macam iklan besar di harian metro 7 bulan lepas. berapa banyak manusia bernama melayu kena kapak dengan melayu sendiri. ingatkan bisnes internet rupanya diberinya MASS SPAMMING software yang illegal!

    hahaha

    adui adui.. cinta IT cinta IT juga. tapi jangan lah tidak ikhlas dalam memberi tip rahsia.

    KEKEKEKE

    DOSZ

    LULZ

    J_Hafiz

    aku tak jeles dia kaya. aku jeles rambut dia cool gila macam berus gigi yang dibuat dari bulu ari-ari

    HEHEHHEE

    NACHTS

    sori. aku prejudis kepada muka orang yang buat aku nak tumbuk. pasal tu aku prejudis kepada Kerry Jemludeen dan HIshamudin Hussein Onn. kekekek

    oh on a side note

    aku Rm 1 sehari memalui nuffnang. aku bakal jadi jutawan kalahkan Fadino lagi 100 juta tahun.. KKAKAKAKKAKAKA

     
  • At 2:24 PM, Anonymous hafizi said…

    aku Rm 1 sehari memalui nuffnang. aku bakal jadi jutawan kalahkan Fadino lagi 100 juta tahun.. KKAKAKAKKAKAKA
    Dude, you crack me up! Hahaha in total stitches here!!

    Anyway satu lagi tipikal Melayu - bila dia takleh nafikan kebenaran apa yang kita kata, dia tuduh kita jeles, dengki, dan supposedly things that are wrong with us inherently and personally, instead of objectively refuting apa yang kita kata. Case in point - tengok berapa ramai yang kata Mawi tak bleh nyanyi semua kena serang dikatakan "dengki" dan "jeles" dengan rezeki dia. Siap kata kehadiran dia adalah blessing.

    If that's a blessing, you can keep the curses!

     
  • At 2:38 PM, Anonymous nachts said…

    haa tu sekor lagi.. KJ tu mmg muka cam nak kena blasah.. aku gelak kuat2 bila dia kena kutuk kat parlimen.. mmg best!

    betul gak tu.. yg makan melayu nih, bukannye org lain, tapi melayu yg cam gampang gak..

    pastu bila org tegur kata dengki plak..

    payah tul nak terima kritikan.. well, sememangnye pedas dan kadang2 tak la membina sgt, tapi amik la pengajaran sket.. ni masih bodo sombong lagi..

    dah la bodo.. sombong plak tu.. haih

    sori la effi, aku tak dpt nak sapot adverts ko.. pasal add-on Adblock Plus ni haa semua ad dia block.. malas plak nak disable satu2... xP

    still, good luck! AHAHAHAHA!

     
  • At 7:35 PM, Blogger Obefiend said…

    NACHTS

    takpe. ad money aku bukan by click. by campaign mostly. blasah jek.

    FIZOW

    damn it.. that joke is ace. KEEP YOU CURSES.......... at least Mawi infinitaly beter than Faizal Budu. that guy cracks me up with his lameness.

     
  • At 12:44 AM, Blogger ella said…

    mari mengenal keluarga jutawan..

    http://profiles.friendster.com/dinozuka

    http://profiles.friendster.com/nanazuka

     

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