Super Sunday

I can't believe the season is over!

This is it lads. The last day of the season is finally here. Good luck to both teams. By that I mean Chelsea and Manure .Sorry Arse and Liverpoo fans. again your aspiration fizzled on the tail end of the season. No surprise there my son! I for one don’t think that Chelsea will pip Manure to the title at the very last minute. I dreamed about it last night. Ronaldo bagged a brace and even Neville manage to score for once. That was a very ugly dream. Seeing Ronaldo pulling his “I know I’m fucking good now lick my toenails” look on his face. This is then followed by Nev running around the pitch like a spaz after scoring with his left nut (deflected shot from a Wes Brown header). Ugly-ugly dream. I wish I can "unremember" it like Johnny Mnemonic.

Considering that Mourinho left the club, the majority of the players unavailable and total disharmony off the field I guess Chelsea did pretty good. We were tagged as also rans when Jose left and look as us now. Level on point with only goal difference separating us from the Red Weevils. The optimist in me wants to see Chelsea winning the league and thumping manure in Moscow. Maybe Roman’s absence these past few weeks was due to him planning an elaborate scheme to sabotage Manure’s chance of winning the cup. Maybe he should hired the SPETSNAZ and plant some SEMTEX on the MUFC team plane. That way Chelsea will win the champions league and Sir Alex can finally surpass Matt Busby by dying in a the “tragic Moscow air disaster”

The paper will gulp it down and make martyrs out of the whole team. Ronaldo’s demise will make him an instant legend like Duncan Edwards. People will talk about them for decades on end and lament about their unfulfilled destiny (If Ronaldo was alive I bet Manure will win the league for a thousand year and other such hyperbole). Add to the fact this year marked the 50th anniversary of the Munich air disaster. Now they have a new disaster to milk the fan’s money with. Everybody wins in this situation. Even Wes Brown and John O’Shea'aite will be remembered as legends instead of useless pariah like they are today. That is how the English like to remember the dead. Build them up like they are gods posthumously. Future generation will lick it and believe the fallacy.

To be honest I don’t think the Busby Babes were that awesome. Do you honestly believe that Duncan Edwards would have been the best player in the world if he survived the crash? I don’t believe it one bit. Name me on real world class England legend that is even on par with Pele, Stefano, Cruyff, Van Basten and Maradona.The English would want us to believe that Gazza would have been a legend if he moved to Manure and under the constant supervision by Sir Alex (instead of going to Spurs and getting wasted on a daily basis thus destroying his life). I hate the whole “what if” scenario. I COULD have been the best Malaysian football player IF I play football daily and actually good at it. What if situation should not be used in a football discussion. Period

I hate it so much I am going to write a few now just for shit and giggles

Liverpool should have won the league this year if only Rafa didn’t rotate the team like a helicopter every week

Arsenal would have won the league right now if only Arsene bought some experienced player instead of banking on his “young guns” that crumbles like cookies on an annual basis

Spurs should have been in the big four if only they have a good team to start with

Last but not least

Derby could win the league if they actually learn how to defend! LOL

Happy super Sunday. May the best team ( unfortunately it is Man United who is the best – PUKE) win.