Formasi Awan Aneh #1

The Loon Theory

“It’s fucking laser man! The Singaporeans did it to destabilise our country”
“Oh yeah so then who did they do it?”
“Well I heard from a friend who was a friend to the special branch that they put it on top of Gunung Ledang”
“Is that so?”
“Fuckin' A they did.”
“But only people in KL saw it. Ledang is in Melaka!”
“They fire the laser from Ledang ok. Using the troposphere, the laser is reflected down and can only be seen in KL! They used the trophosphere like an mirror.Its physics I tell you”
“But how come there are no atmospheric distortions. Last time I checked the wavelength of laser is pretty weak projection at that scale.
“It’s a top secret Singapore and Israel technology!”
“So the Jew did it eh?”
“Yeah always the Jew! They control the world remember? Illuminati is everywhere”
“Are you sure you are not reading way too much Dan Brown lately”
“No No... This is the interesting part. Dan Brown is a member of the Illuminati”
“No Shit!”
“Yeah shit! He was commissioned to write those books so that anyone who believes in the Illuminati threat will be a certified loon on the spot”
“Interesting. So how does this all got to do with doing the laser shit in KL anyway?”
“Ah, Malaysia is the only real Muslim country. They fear the power of Mahathir”
“You lost me there... say what again?”
“Malaysia is the most advance Muslim country then so they need to do that to destroy our country”
“How does a few cloud formations destabilise the country?”
“People will think the end of the world is near and stop working. Thus crippling our economy”
“Right right….uh listen. I gotta go. I got something to finish up at home. See you some other time yes?”
“Yeah sure man. Just remember. Fear the Jews”

p/s: not exactly what you were expecting is it? HA HA